WAKE UP YOU LITTLE SHIT!

He's still asleep.

Either he's knackered (which I guess I can relate to), or I've bored him already. (Wouldn't be the first blog-friend who's fallen asleep on me through boredom.)

They don't provide you with a virtual stick with which to prod him, do they?

I say it's a 'he', I'm not sure though.

But seeing as I'm probably going to be talking to it rather a lot (well, it beats talking to myself), I should give it a name.

(I am well aware that we are perilously close to entering the realms of 'imaginary friend' creation here.)

I think he looks like a Sigmund to me. Yes. Sigmund.